From the archives: The Most Interesting DataGeek With Illustrations...

I had to go and figure out a way to save all my old DataGeek illustrations today and while digging around I found some which were never published.

Until next time...Rich



He is...
The Most Interesting DataGeek...

He once had some bad data in his database, just to see how it feels...

He once punched his #DBA in the nose, and the DBA apologized...

His data tells him when something is wrong, and also apologizes...

His data smells like cologne...

If he were to send an email without recipients, it would still go to the right people...

He's been known to cure #DataGovernance politics, just by walking into the room...

His organ donation card also includes his #SQL skills...

He can speak Oracle, in DB2...

His data is expanding faster than the universe...

His indexes ask him if they should perform faster...

His thoughts on #MongoDB... "No"...

He'll talk about data to senior executives and they will ask for an encore...

He is, the most interesting data geek in the world... He doesn't always make data cry out in happiness, but when he does, he does it at the keyboard... #MostInterestingDataGeek #DataGeek

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