The Most Interesting DataGeek in the World...
He once had some bad data in his database, just to see how it feels... #MostInterestingDataGeek #DataQuality
He once punched his #DBA in the nose, and the DBA apologized... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His data tells him when something is wrong, and also apologizes... #MostInterestingDataGeek #DataQuality
His data smells like cologne... #MostInterestingDataGeek
If he were to send an email without recipients, it would still go to the right people... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He's been known to cure #DataGovernance politics, just by walking into the room... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His organ donation card also includes his #SQL skills... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He can speak #Oracle, in #DB2... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His data is expanding faster than the universe... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His indexes ask him if they should perform faster... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His thoughts on #MySQL... "No"... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He'll talk about data to senior executives and they will ask for an encore... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He is, the most interesting data geek in the world... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He doesn't always make data cry out in happiness, but when he does, he does it at the keyboard... #MostInterestingDataGeek
Thought I'd do something different and "funny" today.
Until next time...Rich
He once punched his #DBA in the nose, and the DBA apologized... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His data tells him when something is wrong, and also apologizes... #MostInterestingDataGeek #DataQuality
His data smells like cologne... #MostInterestingDataGeek
If he were to send an email without recipients, it would still go to the right people... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He's been known to cure #DataGovernance politics, just by walking into the room... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His organ donation card also includes his #SQL skills... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He can speak #Oracle, in #DB2... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His data is expanding faster than the universe... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His indexes ask him if they should perform faster... #MostInterestingDataGeek
His thoughts on #MySQL... "No"... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He'll talk about data to senior executives and they will ask for an encore... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He is, the most interesting data geek in the world... #MostInterestingDataGeek
He doesn't always make data cry out in happiness, but when he does, he does it at the keyboard... #MostInterestingDataGeek
Thought I'd do something different and "funny" today.
Until next time...Rich
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